Matt Gaetz, Attorney General? You’ve Got to be Kidding!

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Our boy, Matt Gaetz

Donald Trump is often referred to as a disruptor. He is, but “disruptor” is another one of those vacuous words waiting to be filled with whatever biases a person wishes to pour into it.  A lot of people are disruptors, up to and including criminals.  It’s nonsense.  Well, the “disruptor” Donald Trump nominated the “disruptor” Matt Gaetz to be the nation’s Attorney General.  Moving beyond the adolescent titling, Gaetz as AG has got to be a joke.  He’s about as fit to be AG as Baby Huey heading the National Science Foundation.

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Matt Gaetz? Our next Attorney General? Next head of the National Science Foundation?

The guy is a prima donna, a narcissistic attention-getter on a continual hunt for a camera and mic.  He’s a better fit to be a kid’s birthday clown, scarry and funny at the same time.  He’s responsible for the chaos in the majority Republican House caucus and coup against Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R, Ca.).  Gaetz and his few fellow dimwits (including Matt Rosendale, R, Mt.) were rightfully called the “Knucklehead Caucus” by Hugh Hewitt.  Now, General Secretary Knucklehead is nominated to be America’s top cop.  Is Trump paying too much attention to Laura Ingraham of Fox News fame?  Has he lost his mind?

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The guy has some skeletons, and maybe a few teenage girls, in the closet.  He’s been under investigation for allegedly inducing the travel of an underage girl (age 17) across state lines for the purpose of a “relationship” (see #1).  The investigation ended with no charges recommended.  That doesn’t matter.  If the Democrats can turn the actions of an unruly crowd on Jan. 6, 2021, into “insurrection” and “the worst threat to our Constitution since the Civil War” and entangling Trump in lawfare for the next four years, imagine what they can do with this.

Speaking of titles, “pervert” isn’t a glorious start to a nomination (Is a “pervert” a disruptor?).  There’s an entire House Republican caucus that had to put up with the self-destructive antics of Gaetz and his Knucklehead Caucus.  I wonder what House Republicans are whispering in the ears of Senators in the other Capitol wing.  Some Republican House members called it a “a reckless pick”.  One responded with “no good comment”.  Max Miller of Ohio was quoted as saying, “I think he has a zero percent shot of getting through the Senate.”  Key Republican Senators were left speechless or rolling their eyes.  Few if any kudos rolled off their lips.  If Politico can be trusted (an iffy proposition), stunned disbelief is probably the more accurate descriptor (see #2).

A roll call of important Republican Senators tells the story.  Sen. John Cornyn was said to roll his eyes.  Senators Tom Cotton and Shelley Moore Capito refused to comment.  Sen. Susan Collins was “shocked”.  Sen. Lisa Murkowski said that “it’s [not] a serious nomination for the attorney general.”  Sen. Thom Tillis: “I think he’s [Gaetz] probably got his work cut out for him to get a good, strong vote.”  Sen Ron Johnson was more guarded: “We’ll go through the process. Can’t make any predictions.”

If Ron Johnson won’t, neither will I.  The Gaetz nomination, though, is proof that a “disruptor” can also be a “fool”.  Maybe Trump’s head has been turned by too much worship in the usual right-leaning outlets.  For all you classicists, the weakness in the human character is distilled in Hubris-Atis-Nemesis-Tisis.  In short, arrogance leads to self-destruction.  For Trump, success can breed failure.  Trump, be careful.  Withdraw the nomination.

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RogerG

Sources:

1. “Matt Gaetz Accuses Former DOJ Official of Extorting Him with Underage Sex Allegation”, Zachary Evans, 3/30/2021, National Review, at https://www.nationalreview.com/news/doj-investigating-matt-gaetz-over-potential-sexual-relationship-with-17-year-old-girl/
2. “‘Reckless pick’: Lawmakers express doubts that Gaetz can get confirmed as attorney general”, Anthony Adragna, Politico, 11/13/2024, at https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/13/matt-gaetz-attorney-general-confirmation-doubt-00189382

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