There’s “Poop” In Them Thar Hills, San Francisco Hills That Is

George Francis “Gabby” Hayes (1885–1969)

In 1848, gold was discovered at Sutter’s Mill.  170 years tater, human waste is discovered on the streets and sidewalks of San Francisco.  And just think, you don’t have to pan for it.

How bad is the problem?  Poop maps have become indispensable for any tourist visiting Sodom-by-the-Sea.  Here’s an instructional pic along with some maps showing the intensity of its occurrence.

If you’re wondering, here’s how it’s done:

From the streets of San Francisco.

This poop map appeared in Forbes, 2019:

This map appeared on Thrillist and is from 2017.  If both maps are accurate, two years was enough time for public defecation to become the most popular San Francisco fad since bipedalism among humanoids.

Here, the dropping of one’s drawers in public can be seen as a miasmic cloud.

This map breaks down the number of incidences by district.  Warning, stay clear of Golden Gate Park.

Here’s what it means for a municipal sanitation worker:

The Golden Gate was a reference to the entrance into the Bay and San Francisco in particular.  The Brown Gate would be more accurate for today.

RogerG

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